Monday, April 03, 2006

The moral of last night's Sopranos

I assume everyone watched last night's episode of the Sopranos. Can you guess the moral?

A. To get any street cred as a rapper you need to be shot.
B. Just because your ma turns out to be your aunt, doesn't mean you should stop loving her.
C. Never let your children get involved in the family business, especially if it is waste management.
D. Even gangsters are worried about health insurance.

If you picked 'D', you were right. It doesn't matter how many men you choke to death with a piece of piano wire, making sure you have the right PPO will still be at the top of your priorities.

1 comment:

pity_meals said...

I thought it was stuffed zuchinni will get you out of the hospital faster.