I can now look forward to making sure I never have to do the following again:
1. Eat at the Cheesecake Factory, PF Chang's, The Elephant Bar, TGIF, Ruby Tuesday or any other chain restaurant that drones love.
2. Attend a pot luck meal for a holiday I don't celebrate or for a person I don't like.
3. Work for a boss that has a different Christmas outfit for every day of December.
4. And finally never, sit under a sign like this again:
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Did you pull a Jerry Maguire thing and freak out with a briefcase in your hand?
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Don't forget you can now lose weight due to not having the option to eat a piece of cake at least once a day for someone's birthday/promotion/hiring/firing/quitting/wedding/divorce/baby/been out sick for a day/surgery/return from alien abduction/screenplay being made into a movie (not far-fetched in this town)
So what do you want on your cake?
All so true.
I like that sign - I can't believe you're trashing it. I mean, you ARE a valuable brand...
I'd hire you to do my laundry if I didn't think you would steal all my underoos.
What's going on with selling your TV show?
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