Barry and I have talked about attempting to write an installment to the Fast & Furious franchise, however we always felt that the only way we'd be able to re-create the brilliance of the previous writers' vision would be to do all the writing while under the influence of Ambien. It seems we overlooked the most obvious solution; partner up with a 5 year old.....
Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of "Fast Five"
The kid's clearly a genius. I can't wait to see his sequel to Four Brothers with Marky Mark.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Skip Dickford has an Uncle
Uncle David: Skip, can I talk to you?
Skip: Sure, Uncle David, what is it?
Uncle David: You really should use Rogaine.
Skip: It's too late for me. My hair is all gone and honestly I don't care.
Uncle David: Listen, I use it, my son in laws use it.
Skip: It's too late.
Uncle David: You take care of yourself. You stay in shape. You should have hair!
Skip: I honestly don't give a shit.
Uncle David: You have such a nice little body. I think you should listen to your Uncle David.
Skip: Sure, Uncle David, what is it?
Uncle David: You really should use Rogaine.
Skip: It's too late for me. My hair is all gone and honestly I don't care.
Uncle David: Listen, I use it, my son in laws use it.
Skip: It's too late.
Uncle David: You take care of yourself. You stay in shape. You should have hair!
Skip: I honestly don't give a shit.
Uncle David: You have such a nice little body. I think you should listen to your Uncle David.
Friday, April 15, 2011
The internet can now be dismantled
Sure it's saved me a lot of money now that I don't have to mail my electric bills back to PSE&G, but now that I've seen the following video, the internet can now be shut down.
CAUTION: the following video, as all great things on the internet, is VERY NSFW. However it achieves nearly 90% of everything you've ever asked the internet to provide you with in a video, that is: a naked hippy wizard with an impossibly small penis getting tazed by police at a music festival while on ecstasy.
I feel bad for the guy, but honestly it's like the t-shirt says.....
CAUTION: the following video, as all great things on the internet, is VERY NSFW. However it achieves nearly 90% of everything you've ever asked the internet to provide you with in a video, that is: a naked hippy wizard with an impossibly small penis getting tazed by police at a music festival while on ecstasy.
I feel bad for the guy, but honestly it's like the t-shirt says.....
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