Game Plan

Since I got the news yesterday about my impending unemployment, a great number of people have asked me what I am going to do next. Well, the honest answer is I haven't really thought about it that hard. Sure, I am going to work or find something to occupy my time between dumpster diving for day old bread, but I have not really gotten into the particulars of it yet. As I sit here, I do realize there is one thing I really want to do with my new found freedom: grow a mustache. I have talked about it before, but now is my time. It is going to be a bold statement about my individuality. The real question is, What kind of mustache can I pull off. Handlebar? Hitler? Pencil thin? I am not really sure. One of the key factors to having a good mustache is having solid real estate between the nose and the upper lip. I don't really have that going for me. It might be a crap shoot. I figure the best way for me to approach the 'stache is to grow everything and anything on my face first. Once that is accomplished, I will be able to sculpt my mustache. Maybe something I can twirl while laughing maniacally?