More proof the '70's ruled

Such promise

From the Ann Blanche Smith Elementary School book of poetry circa 1985:

Night Fighter
Intelligent
NOT NICE
Judo
Acrobat

by Barry Fein Grade 5

The Vagine

1. Shitting in a plastic bag
2. Jerking off on the street in front of Victoria's Secret
3. Pamela Anderson in a sack
4. Running of the Jew

I make sexy time at Borat. Go see!

Rich!!!!

Some of you may be wondering whatever happened to The Everyman Review. If that is the case you really have too much free time on your hands. The Everyman Review went the way of the dodo. Shifting continents and a hole in the ozone layer killed it. That, and Typepad actually wanted me to pay to host it. Since neither I nor my illustrious partner could afford the seven bucks a month we decided to let it have the slow death it deserved. As luck wold have it, I just received an ADBRITE check for $1.07. Why couldn't this check come before I took a job? That is some good money. The only problem is it was written to the Everyman Review, so I have no clue how to cash it. Damn!