Thursday, April 20, 2006

Law of Diminishing Returns

One White Castle Hamburger - Delicious!
Two White Castle Hamburgers - Damn good!
Three White Castle Hamburgers - Love that steamed taste!
Four White Castle Hamburgers - What are you looking at?
Five White Castle Hamburgers - Little bit full, but can't stop.
Six White Castle Hamburgers - Why did I order a sack of ten?
Seven White Castle Hamburgers - The table next to me can hear my labored breathing.
Eight White Castle Hamburgers - Mommy, am I going to die?

According to my sources, three White Castle hamburgers are the perfect number to be eaten at any given time. Anything less or more and you are not getting the maximum taste out of each bite.

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