Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Attention Deficit Disorder

"I have ADD" - The excuse one uses for surfing the web for 7 hours and 59 minutes while at the office.

"I have ADHD" - The excuse one gives for walking around the office for 6 hours and 32 minutes during work.

4 comments:

Barry said...

I have both of these sicknesses

Anonymous said...

looking at the picture in your cube depresses me. It's like watching a documentary about starving african kids, except there's nothing funny about it.

Anonymous said...

nice picture - vaguely familiar - oh, yeah, I was there today. I don't think you have ADD or ADHD - you are bored - nothing more, nothing less

Anonymous said...

brilliant.
so whats the disease where you spend 12 hours a day trolling dating websites?