Time to reevaluate my life

Today I got a ticket for making an illegal u-turn. You might be wondering what was so important that I needed to cross a double yellow, to spin around in a Trader Joe's parking lot, just missing a bunch of old ladies with their shopping carts. Was I in a rush to get to the doctor to get my child medicine? Nope. Was I in a rush to get to work? Sadly no. Was I on my way to a job interview? Come on, we already made a work joke! I was on my way to the comic store to buy a couple of Batman comics that I planned to read before taking a nap. I wish I was making this up. We are in some dark times.

Not sure how this picture is relevant.