Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Long in the tooth/balls
Today I bent over and heard the sound of the stitching to my shorts give out. At first I was very confused. You see, I have a rare condition where I am completely lacking an ass. I have a crack mid way up my back that shoots out farts, but an actual buttocks I know nothing of. So clearly having a fat ass couldn't have split my knickers. I then noticed my shorts came apart right below where my balls are. Could it be that they are hanging so low that they put pressure on the seam? I'm about to turn 38. This isn't a good sign.
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