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According to my sources, Twitter and Facebook have been outlawed in China. I applaud you, Mao Zedeong. We live in a world where we sit on computers all day surfing the interweb when we could be outside playing craps behind a 7-11. You want to meet people, put in ad in the paper like my parents did. You want to tell people what you are up to, get a sign that states the mothership is coming and stand outside Virgin Records in Union Square. Its time we connect with people in more intimate ways. I commend China and their 1.330.044,544 people for trying to make the world a better place.