Monday, July 06, 2009

Destiny

So yesterday I was hanging with Ozone and Turbo when it came to me. Why aren't I making money doing the worm? It is high time I showed those corporate drones that I am more than just a suit. I have talent and I am going to go far. Next time I have an interview, I am going to walk on in there, pull off my suit sleeves and before security can escort me out, do a head spin. Those old stuffed shirts will then realize I am exactly what they have been looking for and hire me instantly to head up importing and exporting.

1 comment:

Randy Sexer said...

The President woke and he called the Pope

The Pope climbed to Heaven on a golden rope

He asked the Lord to raise Michaelangelo from the dead

So he could make a fresh painting of my head