If only my life were a movie. You normally have to pay a writer at least as good as Kevin Smith for this type of dialogue:
Barry: That is one sweet car!
Phil: The center console is too big.
Barry: So?
Phil: It just isn't blowjob accessible. If I buy a car like that, I am expecting blowjobs. The center console is going to get in the way.
Barry: Clearly.
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The difference, I suppose is that the dialogue you cite is concise, funny and is just a great moment -- not in love with its own cleverness at being dirty.
Phil, no worries, I'm sure the boys on Hollywood Blvd. know how to work around a console.
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