Thursday, July 20, 2006

Would Joel Siegel walk out?

If only my life were a movie. You normally have to pay a writer at least as good as Kevin Smith for this type of dialogue:

Barry: That is one sweet car!
Phil: The center console is too big.
Barry: So?
Phil: It just isn't blowjob accessible. If I buy a car like that, I am expecting blowjobs. The center console is going to get in the way.
Barry: Clearly.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The difference, I suppose is that the dialogue you cite is concise, funny and is just a great moment -- not in love with its own cleverness at being dirty.

pity_meals said...

Phil, no worries, I'm sure the boys on Hollywood Blvd. know how to work around a console.