Monday, August 03, 2009

I know nothing about sex with bitches

Barry: Why are they standing ass to ass?
Anonymous Dog Breeder: Because they are tied. (A Tie is a natural phenomenon of dog breeding in which the bulbus glandis of the male's penis swells inside the bitch's vagina.
Barry: Who hasn't been swollen in a bitch's vagina? Okay, then explain the ass to ass.
Anonymous Dog Breeder: As soon as the dogs lock the male usually moves his leg over her back, turns butt to butt and they remain locked. Tied. The dogs are virtually locked together for 15-20 minutes (2 to 30 minutes is also normal), during which time ejaculation has taken place.

The conversation ended with me erasing the dog breeder's phone number from my phone. If only I could erase my brain as easily.

4 comments:

Randy Sexer said...

That pic is awesome. It's like the dogs have figured out how to have sex the way married humans wish they could.

Anonymous said...

Well, that's about one of the funniest comments yet on this blog......ha, ha, ha.

Randy Sexer said...

GFY bruce

Jay-Hen said...

haven't you ever heard the expression "out of luck like two dogs stuck"?