Quaid!!!!!!!!!

I was approached today by the very powerful and very fat Eliot Stein to join forces in what could be the most powerful comedy website known to man. The comedy will have the power of a thousand suns. I don't know exactly how we will start, but I do have a feeling I will somehow be absorbed by Eliot's gut. When one of his jokes goes awry I will emerge and tell it the right way or at the very least talk about life on Mars.

Wish me luck!!!!