Thursday, April 19, 2007

Next best thing to a time machine

I ask for so little in this life. Clothes on my back, food on my plate, butter in my ass. I would trade it all for a black Trans Am in the driveway. Hell, I would run Coors from Texarkana to Georgia with Sally Field any day of the week. And I am not talking Sally Field in the '70s, I am talking Sally Field now! She can pack her Fosamax.

Bandit Trans Am is back

Bandit Run

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sally Field is a spokesperson for BONIVA...douche!

Barry said...

What so that means she can't take fosamax too?

Anonymous said...

"east bound and down, straight ahead and truckin'. We gonna do what they said can't be done..."

I will be your Snowman, Barry. I will give you $1 if you can tell me Snowman's real name (without looking at IMDB). Hint: he wrote and performed the theme "Smokey" theme song.

Barry said...

Is this a joke. It is like asking what color was george washington's white horse. The asnwer is Dick Feller and of course Jerry Reed and the horse was black.