It's pronounced 'Dumb Ass'

This conversation took place only moments ago. I love my friends.

J - was just staring at my computer screen
B - and
J - started chewing on the power adapter plug for my computer
J - shocked my muth
J - mouth
B - shut up
B - did not
J - yup
J - not insane pain
B - were you chewing the end/
J - just a little
B - nut bag
J - just kind of holding it in my teeth
J - the end with metal on it
B - what is wrong with you
J - so much