Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Scientific proof I am becoming more of a douche

See if you can pick up on why I am becoming more of a douche.

My gym routine: Do 1000 sets of curls, eat six power bars, walk on the treadmill at exactly 3.2 miles an hour while watching the Today show, walk in the locker room, strip quickly, wrap myself in a towel, walk to shower, drop towel in bin right at the edge of the shower room, grab a fresh one from towel pile, walk three steps nude to shower, shower, dry off, walk to locker, get dressed with a towel around my waist until the last second, and get out.

Did you see the spot where I became a douche? It is the moment I drop the first towel and feel comfortable enough being nude to walk three steps to get in the shower. I can't believe this is happening to me.

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