Nothing funnier than the truth.
(1:37:42 PM) barryrides: remember Seth's dad's porn collection or stories of it?
(1:38:39 PM) philobeddoe: of course
(1:39:02 PM) philobeddoe: the guy was 45 and interested in remote control planes and porno
(1:39:38 PM) barryrides: love that he had a home made alarm for the porn room so his son couldn't look at it
(1:39:50 PM) philobeddoe: lasers and computers
(1:40:08 PM) barryrides: you got a son interested in porn
(1:40:12 PM) barryrides: you encourage it
(1:40:21 PM) barryrides: you tell him you are proud of him
(1:43:03 PM) philobeddoe: yeah, that house was weird
(1:43:21 PM) barryrides: his parents hated me
(1:43:27 PM) barryrides: thought I was a bad kid
(1:43:38 PM) philobeddoe: nice
(1:43:56 PM) philobeddoe: meanwhile his dad is beating off to weird 80's porn
(1:44:00 PM) barryrides: yes
(1:44:04 PM) philobeddoe: in a special porn room
(1:44:08 PM) barryrides: yeah
(1:44:31 PM) philobeddoe: how did people even get porn back then?
(1:44:38 PM) philobeddoe: vhs tapes
(1:44:50 PM) philobeddoe: in those huge boxes
(1:45:04 PM) philobeddoe: those big plastic clam-shell boxes
(1:45:14 PM) barryrides: so much cool porn art
(1:45:26 PM) philobeddoe: picture TNT video
(1:45:37 PM) clydebeddow: the backroom
(1:45:54 PM) barryrides: yeah
(1:46:20 PM) philobeddoe: there was like 100-200 porn titles back then
(1:46:32 PM) philobeddoe: all movies too
(1:46:37 PM) philobeddoe: not just clip reels
(1:46:47 PM) philobeddeo: with plots and pubes
(1:47:20 PM) philobeddeo: I remember there was a woman that worked at TNT video that looked like a meth addicted biker
(1:47:28 PM) barryrides: memories
(1:47:37 PM) philobeddoe: yup
(1:48:09 PM) barryrides: we need a time machine
(1:48:12 PM) barryrides: 70s
(1:48:23 PM) barryrides: when being gay was illegal
(1:48:31 PM) philobeddeo: that's when they had all the good stuff
(1:48:38 PM) barryrides: i know
(1:48:41 PM) barryrides: trans ams
(1:48:43 PM) barryrides: monkeys
(1:48:43 PM) philobeddeo: good toys, good cars, good porn
(1:49:03 PM) barryrides: Mr. Hardwick catches his employee in the candle factory masturbating
(1:49:32 PM) philobeddoe: the guy that owns the record shop gets blown by two women
(1:49:53 PM) barryrides: I remember watching that movie on my couch in my living room with XXXXX and my dad
(1:51:04 PM) philobeddeo: Wouldn't his step dad beat him if you called the house?
(1:51:15 PM) barryrides: hmm not sure
(1:51:17 PM) barryride: hope so
(1:51:30 PM) clydebeddow: pretty sure there was something like that going on
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