Lately I have been taking photos while I am eating. There is nothing better than capturing a piece of strawberry pie on film for future generations to see. Heavy cream glistening under fluorescent lights is truly why cameras were made.
I am also planning to use my photography skills to capture the true essence of the "spic-up" or as known in politically correct circles, a two wheel drive pick up truck used by gardeners far and wide.
Watch out Annie Leibowitz
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Tip: When you photograph the mexican gardeners, first break the ice by saying, "No mames, mojados! Soy judio, wey!!"
If you say it right, it will impress them greatly. Roughly translated it means, "No worries, mate! I shop at Whole Foods!"
This will help you gain their trust and will put them at ease with you. Be sure to take pics.
It's not about the gardeners, it is about the trucks. Those ridiculous little two wheel drive trucks, stuffed with grass clippings, and lawn mowers. I have more respect for Mexican gardeners than anyone. They are out there doing hard labor for honest money. Off my soap box.
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