I want to write a best selling book on all the places I have pooped. Oprah will have me on her show and talk about how my book and life inspire her. Later it will come out that my book is all lies. Oprah will be shamed.
"I once left a dump in a mail box this big"
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We can go on the book tour together. I'm working on a theme cookbook where all of the recipes result in the perfect one-wipe poop.
Are you sure she's not doing a $5 footlong commercial?
It's in the book. #32, pooped in a subway sandwich.
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