Friday, January 30, 2009

Like Peanut Butter and Jelly - we go together

Randy - I've had the Footloose song in my head all day. If this doesn't stop I will commit suicide
Barry - Better than having a vision of Kevin Bacon's cock from Wild Things
Randy - True story: When that movie came out this chick I was dating called me late at night, waking me up, to tell me she just saw Kevin Bacon's dick in a movie. I broke up with her and went back to sleep. Its a shame too because she was fine.
Barry - Did you break up with her for waking you or for seeing Kevin Bacon's dick?
Randy - Because I was jealous
Barry - Because you wanted to see his dick or because she saw another man's dick?
Randy - Can't remember