Don't call me a cynic.
Reason #1: Went out for the feast this year. Food sucked. Who serves turkey without the skin?
Reason #2: Saw Four Christmases. How many movies can the corpse of Vince Vaughn make before full rigor mortis sets in?
Reason #3: Rented Tropic Thunder and Hancock. There is no god.
Reason #4: I tried to make up for reason #1 by ordering a hot turkey dinner in a local diner. "Sorry sir, we are out of stuffing" (told to me after the rest of the food was brought out)
Reason #5: I tried to make up for reason #4 by going to the Ritz Carlton for brunch on Sunday. "Sorry sir, due to the recession, the brunch buffet has been canceled."
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