Scene - Lower East side apartment/office above Moisha's Bakery.
Lighting - Dark
Cats - everywhere
Agent: Zacky I got a part for you.
Zack: Really, does it involve me playing second fiddle to a guy playing second fiddle to Ashton Kutcher?
Agent: No Zacky, this is the big time. How do you feel about showing your penis on camera?
Zack: Excuse me?
Agent: I got the role of a lifetime for you, but you have to show your penis while a tiger lunges at you and maybe one other time.
Zack: Is this a porn movie?
Agent: No, no, this is a big budget Hollywood summer movie. You are going to be on screen with Bradley Cooper. He is very handsome in that goyish way. This movie will make you a household name, assuming anyone can pronounce that last name of yours. Is it Greek?
Zack: Yeah, it is Greek. I guess I am down with making a movie with Bradley Cooper.
Agent: Good, good. Just sign here. Oh and couple small details. There will be a scene where you insert your penis in an old lady's mouth while photos are taken that will be shown during the credits, but trust me it will all be very tasteful. You are circumcised right?
Zack: I think so.
The real review:
Movie = awesome
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