BREAKING NEWSIn a landmark decision, the state of California has voted 5 to 4 to give Jews the right to drive automobiles. In less than one hour, calls were made from GM calling off their recent need for bankruptcy. Cadillac sales alone tripled on the news. During a recent interview, Mayor Villaraigosa commented that he was proud of the forward thinking of the state. He even said maybe next we will allow gays to marry. Progress at its best.
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