Things I have done today

• Had to poop as soon as I got out of the shower. Hate that.
• Looked at the new SI swimsuit issue. Got depressed. Is a magazine supposed to do that?
• Tried to update my resume. Used worked, completed, lead, and helped when I should have used, bullshitted, put off, forgot, and complained. Do I put blogger under skill set or job experience?
• Listened to Jhen's mother request her boyfriend to kiss her feet in Spanish. She didn't realize her phone was on. Long gross story.
• Bought some bolts from the UK.
• Asked my friend to make a picture of Ed209 holding a Barry Rides sign.
• Typed this post while on a conference call.