Sunday, November 29, 2009

Huckleberry Fin


Former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee has found himself in some hot water this evening, as reports are coming in that he pardoned the gentleman that so rudely smoked four cops in a Washington coffee shop this morning (despite the fact that the gentleman in question was a five-time felon*).

*also despite the fact that he had a history of violent behavior and also for some reason despite protests by prosecutors

Protip: keep writing books, Mike.

6 comments:

PhatShady said...

As you can see if you read the whole article, Mike pardoned a potential messiah, hedging his bets I'd say.
The new messiah could've been purging the Temple of the Coffee Shop of Pharisees.

Randy Sexer said...

Put down the flask bro. We don't tolerate Blasphemy here. This is a Christian website.

adam said...

Would it be too inflammatory to suggest that someone who believes that the Earth is only ~6000 years old despite some pretty solid geological models that suggest otherwise isn't really too good at making judgments based on existing evidence?

Randy Sexer said...

No, but it would be kinda gay.

jake said...

It's all about the creative post title

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