All Jews want to know kung fu hence yellow fever.
Thursday, November 05, 2009
No new ideas - Enter the Ninjew
Last night an Asian and I were talking about typical nonsense. Why are we not rich? Why don't we have nice cars? Why are we Jews and Asians respectively? We ended up talking about selling real estate and then Enter the Dragon came on TV. Naturally, the conversation morphed into how I wanted a claw hand and Kareem Abdul Jabbar to be my sidekick as I sold real estate to Persians in Beverly Hills. Well my crafty Chinese friend told me I should write a movie called Enter the Ninjew about a Jewish Ninja who throws stars of David and has a yarmulke that also can be used as a flying disc of death. This is pure genius. Sadly when I did a Google search on Jewish ninjas there were over two million results. How is that even possible?
All Jews want to know kung fu hence yellow fever.
All Jews want to know kung fu hence yellow fever.
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Will a Ninjew Fro fit underneath a Ninja hood?
Jim Kelly was in Enter the Dragon, Kareem was in Game of Death. Get it straight.
You want to talk real Ninja awesomeness? Let's talk about Enter the Ninja with Sho Kasugi, that guy had super ninja skillz.
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