Today I was eavesdropping on two five year olds and honestly I might need to go to therapy to get over the crap coming out of their mouths. I am only posting this to show you how far America has declined in the last thirty years. I warn you, the words you are about to read are graphic and disturbing. If for some reason you ever hear them spoken in your vicinity, I don't think there is a court in the land that would convict you of child abuse for the punches you would desperately need to throw.
Five Year Old (1)
I think Darth Vader is better because he can turn into a droid for attack.
Five Year Old (2)
No, no, I think Darth Sidious is better because of his battle grip.
What the hell is either of these brats talking about? Star Wars has clearly been ruined.
I know you're all disturbed by this pointless post ,so I hope this picture makes up for what I thought would have been a funny tirade.
1 comment:
Were you preparing for your weekly NAMBLA meeting when you overheard this?
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