You know how in movies and tv there is this ongoing mockery of how people order drinks in coffee houses: "I will have a grande mocha half soy with extra gayness". Well I always thought it was just an exaggeration of the truth. That is, until today. I was at Starbucks and I actually heard the person in front of me saying the following: "I will have a vente cafe mocha latte at 140 degrees". I am not shitting you! The guy actually specified the temperature at which he wanted his coffee. I am just going to pretend this was a fluke incident and get on with my day.
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