Actual conversation with my friend Skip Dickford - part 1

Skip: I kinda want to bang the girl from Parks and Recreation.
Barry: Which one?
Skip: The one that was also in Funny People. Aubrey Plaza. She's like half Puerto Rican, but in a good way.
Barry: Amazing line


I would assume this is half Puerto Rican in a bad way:


Look here for more amazing conversations with Skip Dickford in the weeks to come.