Saturday, January 01, 2011

Happy New Year Motherfucker

Time marches on. This is the year to become rich. I am taking all ideas seriously.

Business Idea #34
Deuce shaped candles that smell like chocolate or possibly lilac. You strategically place them around your bathroom to cover up the smell of the bean burrito that just left your body. Imagine having a date over. Excuse me, I need to use the bathroom. She walks in to see a burning log sitting on the toilet tank. In her horror she catches a wiff of cocoa. If you don't score in the confusion, you never will.

Anyone have a candle making kit?

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