Might be dying

In the last week or so, I have been getting massive headaches daily. The only logical conclusion I can come up with is that Hervé Villechaize put a ceti eel in my ear at the prodding of Khan. Okay, that might have been too obscure of a reference. I do have a bad headache though. I am thinking the big one could be coming or my head hurts because I can't stop wondering if it is possible for Superman to have a bout of diarrhea. Seriously does he take perfect shits every time? Maybe if he ate some kryptonite or something it would have the same affect on him as Mexican food on me. Just a thought. Man my head hurts.

Googled "Superman taking a dump" to find this image