Every major Republican candidate visited the all-important Iowa State Fair a few days ago, eating fried butter and mingling with poor farmers and part-time Wal-Mart employees. The ostensible purpose for meeting and speaking with these stricken hillbillies was to secure the votes of the Tea Party, which is comprised solely of senior citizens that depend on government programs to live off of.
Every one of the candidates has pledged to never, ever raise taxes on any American, ever, for any reason, no matter what. That sounds pretty good. Especially to multi-millionaires whose actual work consists of sitting on ass and counting the returns on their investments. |
| Hey the camera's off, right? |
In conclusion, fuck the Republican Party. And fuck the Tea Party too. And if you disagree, fuck you too. Also, fuck your family, and I hope they all die, in some type of tragedy. Hopefully involving fuel, and fire. Everyone else, have a great week.
Take us out, Rick:
1 comment:
wow someone decided to come back with a vengeance
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