Thursday, June 10, 2010

I'm going long on Philip Morris



When I was in elementary school the nurse's office had this poster hanging on the wall in order to discourage us from smoking. While it didn't work for all of us (I nearly got killed after ratting on some sixth graders who were smoking on the tire playground during recess), I took its warning to heart, and put off starting until I was 17 years old. You see back then, images like this, and others of old ladies smoking through tracheostomies, were powerful enough to convince us that cigarettes made you uncool, and that only ugly losers took up smoking as a habit.

Then came this little guy...



How fucking gangsta is that? Not only do I think this baby is fucking cool, I'm pretty sure he could kick my ass!! He looks like he's either a crime boss, or a pimp that runs an underground casino in his spare time.

And did you see that shot of him with the guitar? He's so fucking baller that I hear Snoop Dogg asked him to join on his next tour.

Even as an adult I can't compete with that. Never should have quit....

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Come on now...That's just Gary Coleman reincarnated...that "baby" is proabably 45 years old and just happens to like kinky baby role playing.

Anonymous said...

har har har

Randy Sexer said...

0:44 --
"His father Mohammad, who introduced him to smoking, has to find the equivalent of $5 a day to pay for the fags"