Tuesday, May 25, 2010

This is Red Rocks, this is The Edge.



I really have no problem with the fact that Trevor Smith wants people to call him Busta Rhymes, or that O'Shea Jackson goes by his nom de scène: Ice Cube. But can anyone really explain why we're still calling this douche Bono? Or even better yet, why his band mate is called The Edge?

Really, does this guy introduce himself that way?

"Hi, I'm Bono, and this is The Edge, can I have a double scoop of rocky road in a sugar cone with sprinkles?"

As pretentious as the name The Edge is, Bono is far worse. Did you know it's actually a shortened version of his original stage name Bono Vox (good voice), I guess it's classy because it's in Latin, but as far as I'm concerned there exist only four people in the history of the world that are entitled to be called by either a single name, or something that includes the article "the". They are Hitler, Cher, and The Wild Samoans (I happen to have the only existent photograph of all four of them together).



So let's move past this shit, the guy's name is Paul. Can we just agree to call him Paul?

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