I had a follow up appointment with my doctor today. I have to drop 100 points from my cholesterol in thirty days or I won't inherit $300 million from my rich uncle Rupert Horn. The catch is I am not allowed to tell anyone about the $300 million. I know most people will think I am crazy, but I think I'm gonna go for it.
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Is he an uncle on your mother's side or father's side.......I need to know whether I should contact him and let him know of my existance...............Have a good day!!
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