Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Barry's Millions

I had a follow up appointment with my doctor today. I have to drop 100 points from my cholesterol in thirty days or I won't inherit $300 million from my rich uncle Rupert Horn. The catch is I am not allowed to tell anyone about the $300 million. I know most people will think I am crazy, but I think I'm gonna go for it.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Is he an uncle on your mother's side or father's side.......I need to know whether I should contact him and let him know of my existance...............Have a good day!!