Sunday, January 31, 2010

Nigger Jim, get your raft ready

I just found out my dog has cancer again. I am not pleased. Friday he leaves for Colorado State University to get the best treatment my credit card can buy. While there he will be spending some time at the Canine Health Resort. Everybody wish him luck. He better live forever.

2 comments:

Aunt Ruthie said...

Why couldn't it have been me instead? Wait. I'm 72-fucking-years-old . . . shouldn't I have cancer by now? Pray I get it. Pray it destroys my body. Pray to Jehovah, Jesus, Allah, Buddah, L. Ron Hubbard. Just pray!

Anonymous said...

is aunt ruthie MC Hammer? We got to pray just to make it today.