Stolen Thunder

I want to do this with my Defender:
Roof Tent

Thirty-five and life to live

Thirty five years ago my mother started convincing my brother that at any moment we could be living on the street. With that said and the fact that today is his birthday, I felt rewriting Skid Row's classic 'Eighteen and life to live" in his honor would only be fitting.

Lewis was a young boy
He had a heart of stone
Lived 9 to 5 and worked his
Fingers to the bone

Just barely out of school
Came from the edge of town
Fought like a switchblade
So no one could take him down

He had no money, ooh
No good at home
He walked the streets a soldier
And he fought the world alone
And now it's

Thirty-five and life you got it
Thirty-five and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
Thirty-five and life to go
Thirty-five and life you got it
Thirty-five and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
Thirty-five and life to go

Tequila in his heartbeat
His veins burned gasoline
It kept his motor runnin'
But he never kept it clean

They say he loved adventure
Lewis's the wild on
He married trouble
Had a courtship with a gun

Bang, bang! Shoot 'em up
the party never ends
You can't think of dying
When the bottle's your best friend
And now it's

Thirty-five and life you got it
Thirty-five and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
Thirty-five and life to go
Thirty-five and life you got it
Thirty-five and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
Thirty-five and life to go

"Accidents will happen"
They all heard Ricky say
He fired his six-shot to the wind
That child blew a child away

Thirty-five and life you got it
Thirty-five and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
Thirty-five and life to go
Thirty-five and life you got it
Thirty-five and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
Thirty-five and life to go


It's your day. Have it your way!

I have been commissioned

I have this friend from college, Brandi, (or is it with a y? We aren't that close.) who is going through a divorce and thinks I would be a good candidate to write a screen play based on her life. Being that she has four kids I guess I should write something for Lifetime. Obviously I am allowed some creative license. I just can't decide if I am going the single mother raising four kids while working in a coal mine route after her babies' daddy ran off or the mother by day, prostitute by night route. I mean either way I am guaranteed a daytime Emmy.

Celebrity Arch Nemesis - John Mayer

Without even taking music into account, I hate John Mayer. Let's look at the facts:
Collects vintage Rolexs - I have to wait for people to die to get mine.
Drives a blue Defender - I also drive a blue Defender - draw
Entering the Gumball 3000 - Do I even need to comment on this rally of epic proportions?

I could go on but my anger has overwhelmed me. Thankfully I am not taking into account that he has talent or bangs Hollywood starlets.

Check out John Mayer's blog

Keep it in mind

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Boot and Rally

If I win the lottery, I am funding a rally team. Feel free to write me and tell me why you are worthy to join.

What's in a name

A friend of mine called me last night asking why my name was on his 1099G. Apparently it said Payer's FEIN number at the top. I tried to explain to him that the Jews controlled the IRS. He didn't buy it.

Federal Employer Identification Number (FEIN)

Proud of a job well done

My finest achievement in 5th grade:

Friends

Two months after meeting:


Twenty years after meeting:


We haven't aged a bit.

REDRUM

I just found this photo of my brother as a baby.


How creepy is the fact that in the picture is a picture of him in the same outfit? I just blew my mind.