Actual conversation I had with Vernon Wells of Commando and Mad Max fame:
Barry: It is an honor to meet you. I love your work. Commando was on yesterday.
Vernon: (Eyes roll) Yeah it is on every day. I wish it would go away.
Barry: Come on!
Vernon: I only make like 20 cents each time it is on.
Barry: That's too bad. Who is crazier, Mel Gibson or Arnold?
Vernon: Mel was cool. Arnold could get annoying.
Barry: Wow you were in Shrimp on the Barbi too!
Vernon: You know you look like Freddy Prinze Junior.
Barry: Okay I guess that is a compliment.
I promptly ran away after that.
