Monday, September 14, 2009

BREAKING: Star of 'Dirty Dancing' dead at 57



The Barry Rides has learned exclusively from Facebook that Patrick Swayze's bulge has passed away due to pancreatic cancer. God rest it's soul.

10 comments:

  1. Your grammar died years before my pancreas

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  2. Patrick-

    Wow, KO on a fuckin' apostrophe you fag. I'm glad you died.

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  3. Nobody puts baby in a coffin

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  4. Be nice until it is time not to be nice.

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  5. All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice

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  6. Are there road side bars in heaven?

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  7. I am kind of upset. I heard Randy had a better post on Facebook. Douche

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  8. Whatever. At least I'm not a Jouche™

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