Monday, March 23, 2009

Is James Spader a Jew?

I have conclusive proof that he is indeed Jewish. I saw him order a tongue sandwich at Greenblatt's Deli yesterday. If that isn't proof his name used to be James Siegelbergwitz, I don't know what is.

I have hated this guy ever since he played Brooke Shield's douchey brother in Endless Love.
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33 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 23, 2009 11:01 AM

    Now see I personally like him...did he look slimmer than he did at the end of Boston Legal? Please say it's so....

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  2. BarryMarch 23, 2009 11:05 AM

    Insanely fat

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  3. AnonymousMarch 23, 2009 11:09 AM

    Ouch!

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  4. AnonymousMarch 23, 2009 11:12 AM

    What time did you see him?

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  5. BarryMarch 23, 2009 11:15 AM

    Who gives a shit what time I saw him. I saw him around 6:30 if it matters.

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  6. AnonymousMarch 23, 2009 11:22 AM

    Sorry to have offended you..just wondered cause I was on that block yesterday and thought I may have passed him as well.....

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  7. BarryMarch 23, 2009 11:30 AM

    You did not offend me. I just didn't want to be responsbile for his stalking no matter how much I dispise him. Loved when he gets pissed on in Wolf. Okay that sounded gay.

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  8. AnonymousMarch 23, 2009 2:48 PM

    Just out of curiosity, why do you dispise him so much because of a character in a movie? I can understand disliking the character, but to dislike an actor because he played a part well is a little odd.

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  9. BarryMarch 23, 2009 2:50 PM

    Maybe I am giving him the ultimate compliment. Now stop post under anonymous so I can hate you too.

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  10. AnonymousMarch 23, 2009 3:40 PM

    Actually I am a different Anonymous than the first Anonymous. You can hate me as onekey89.

    Thanks for explaining. He does have a knack for doing jerks,smarmy yuppy scum and bad guys. He also does a great job with nerdy good guys and good guys in general. He just an all around fine actor.

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  11. BarryMarch 23, 2009 3:41 PM

    Who knew James Spader would cause such a debate.

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  12. AnonymousMarch 23, 2009 3:51 PM

    His fans are lurking. onekey89

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  13. BarryMarch 23, 2009 3:53 PM

    Shit!!! Don't kill me in my sleep and try to blame it on Ducky.
    http://thx4playing.blogspot.com/2009/03/friday-top-5_20.html?showComment=1237694520000

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  14. AnonymousMarch 23, 2009 4:19 PM

    Shit!!! Don't kill me in my sleep and try to blame it on Ducky.
    http://thx4playing.blogspot.com/2009/03/friday-top-5_20.html?showComment=1237694520000

    You're dead! Don't mess with the Spader or his fans. :>))

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  15. BarryMarch 23, 2009 4:22 PM

    You can be honest, this is James Spader isn't it? I feel for you I really do.

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  16. Randy SexerMarch 23, 2009 6:00 PM

    Barry-
    You can't say he wasn't great in Alien Hunter. Btw I posted about that pee scene back in '93. Get with the program already.

    http://tinyurl.com/d4h5n8

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  17. AnonymousMarch 24, 2009 8:22 AM

    Mr. Spader has won 3 Emmys for his fine performances in Boston Legal. How many Emmys have YOU won, @$$hole??? James Spader is the sexiest man on the planet and absolutely gorgeous. You must be green with envy.

    (another) anonymous

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  18. AnonymousMarch 24, 2009 7:03 PM

    Why is my brother at war with the English language? Brooke Shields! Not Brooke Shield's. She has no shield (or shields) to guard against countless bad career moves.

    p.s. My aunt got the test results. Not good.

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  19. AnonymousMarch 24, 2009 8:59 PM

    Yes it is incorrect because her name is Shields not Shield but it was to show ownership of the brother. Speaking of murdering the english language it didn't say brooke's shield.

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  20. Randy SexerMarch 24, 2009 9:05 PM

    http://jamesspaderisfine.blogspot.com/

    Enjoy!

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  21. AnonymousMarch 25, 2009 11:43 AM

    you only eat a tongue sandwich for two reasons if you are james spader.

    1. you were poor growing up and it is comfort food.
    2. you are jewish or grew up being fed by jews.

    There is no other explanation.

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    1. AnonymousJune 01, 2024 7:33 AM

      He also has an unhealthy obsession with EGGS. Hate to tell ya, but he is not Jewish at all. His ethnicity is in fact, mostly English with small amounts of Scottish, French, Dutch, German, Swiss-German, Norwegian, Jersey Channel Islander, remote Welsh, Irish, and French Huguenot

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  22. AnonymousNovember 06, 2011 1:01 AM

    Nope, Irish Catholic

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    1. Grown up girlFebruary 22, 2018 1:50 PM

      So, Anonymous; you state that James Spader is an Irish Catholic? How can he have developed a taste for the deli special mentioned?

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  23. Chanel iPhone 6 CasesJune 03, 2015 12:55 AM

    A developer has to program an app with your destination already in mind. It has to foresee the future for all sorts of different people using its app, and play to the lowest common denominator.

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  24. Grown up girlFebruary 21, 2018 2:48 PM

    Dear anonymous, You are a sexy pants; anonymous x 3 ÷ ` ♡
    P.s., further, I appreciate your keen accumen and application in good literacy. Please carry on, you sexy beast.

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  25. AnonymousSeptember 02, 2022 4:21 AM

    Does anyone really care what faith people follow anymore? I never have. Just curious.

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  26. AnonymousSeptember 02, 2022 4:22 AM

    Oh and James Spader is a genius on film! Love every thing I have ever seen him in. Raymond Reddington!!!!! Amazing!

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  27. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2024 12:33 PM

    Have to check the family tree to make sure

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  28. AnonymousJune 01, 2024 7:30 AM

    Sorry, but no Jewish Ancestry at all... He is actually mostly English & has small amounts of Scottish, French, Dutch, German, Swiss-German, Norwegian, Jersey Channel Islander, remote Welsh, Irish, and French Huguenot

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  29. AnonymousSeptember 14, 2025 6:58 AM

    Randy Sexer is a chain smoking fat chick who posed as her husband online

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