Thirty-one years ago today with one epidural and plenty of pizza my mother released me from her loins. The years have been good to me. Some of the highlights:
- Cured cancer when I was 5.
- Created a vaccine for AIDS when I was 12.
- Earned my first billion by 15.
- Posed in Playgirl at 18.
- Graduated from med/business/law school at 19.
- Introduced the indigenous people of New Guinea to a banking system using coconuts at 23.
- Fought Uday Hussein to the death at 28
- Found a renewable natural fuel to power flying cars at 30.
Thanks everyone!
I don't know about the pizza but the 1 epidural ain't the truth!!!! I wasn't there but I sure heard about it!! Happy Birthday...............
ReplyDeleteB!! I didn't know it was your birthday! Happy Birthday my friend! Let's hit the Brig this week as a belated celebration.
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I noticed the Batcave is located in NJ. Maybe it's really your mother selling off your youth. Happy Birthday friend.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday! Hope you had a rockin day!!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, Barry!
ReplyDeleteBest opening sentence EVER, btw.