Solidarity with the Japanese People

In this tough time I wish everyone in Japan the best. Hoping the damage isn't as bad as it appears on tv and that the country recovers quickly. I also wish to offer my deepest condolences for the lives lost.

Mike Honcho

For the past four years I have gone to the same client twice a week. Each time I go, I sign in at the security desk. They ask my name, who I'm meeting, and then proceed to print me out a nice little stick on badge as a reminder that I am wasting my life. Thankfully after all these years I can still amuse myself.

There is something I want to get off my chest. It's about that summer, when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude. it was weird, I... I mean you probably didn't hear about it because I went under the name of Mike Honcho. But I just wanted you to know that. If you can hear me, if it got into your brain somehow. That I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho.

Oy - Lent

Decided to give up Judaism for Lent. I figure forty days without me whining about money or what on my body hurts would do everyone some good.

This is an actual picture that came up when I googled "Lent and Judaism"