Pow Pow Powerwheels

I can't tell you how many times as a teenager I was kicked out of Toys R Us for driving a Barbie Ferrari down the action figure aisle.

Thirty Year Old Dorks Rejoice

Knowing you are a dork is half the battle:

Yo Joe!

R.I.P. Anna Nicole

Today I was saddened to hear of Anna Nicole's passing. Thankfully I had this to cheer me up: Crane kick to the face

Superbowl

Am I the only person that had no clue who played in the Superbowl? I watched Caddyshack instead. In my professional opinion a much better use of time.

You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?